HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen assaulting a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the food. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, attempted to de-escalate the situation, but Waden quickly escalated the